Tuesday, July 18, 2017

My Date with Bernie Sanders

My Dear Sillies,
I hope this finds you well.
Thanks to a generous friend, who set me up with my dream man, I had a date last week...
Here we are, me and Bernie Sanders (Action Figure) pressing up against my chin flab - we'll call it some form of necking. Yet Bernie was a perfect gentleman.

He didn't drink, couldn't reach the straw.
Below: If anyone knows how to manage a lemon, it's my Bernie.
And the highlight of the evening: Bernie picked up the check. Such a gentleman, my Bernie!

Bernie Sanders, my (and his wife's and some of the world's, but most importantly my) love, still fighting the good fight. #ForeverBernieSanders #Resisttheorangemofo

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Comment Collage Starring You!

Dear Sillies,
You're the silliest, and that's why I love you.
I got many laughs from re-reading and mixing up some of your recent comments. Apologies if you're not quoted. I couldn't fit them all in.
Please be well, take care of yourselves, and stay safe.

Birgit said people (the sound not the spelling and not sure if it is a German dialect), in German, means penis!  
Anthony J. Langford said I’ll be sure to unfurl the curl, unleash the beast, let loose Ma Bruce, unchain Mr Pain, back in a jiffy with Mr Stiffy. 
 Geo. said My compliments and admiration. 
 Alex J. Cavanaugh said Hope there is a triple-chocolate cake waiting for you.  
Pat Tillett said Betsy Ross as porn star? Who would've thunk it... Gina Gao said This is so hilarious.
A Beer For The Shower said It's like that person who breaks up with you and then has to passive-aggressively say on the way out, "You're ugly and I didn't like you, anyway." Crystal Collier said What a meanie head. L. Diane Wolfe said Just be sure to put that Hancock back in its proper quill.  
klahanie said Having read this, I might just have a celebration weiner.  
Gorilla Bananas said I'm going to re-read the Declaration of Independence to check whether that's really a fundamental liberty! 
 Pat Hatt said I think one may get arrested if they parade it.
Stephen Hayes said Ha! I'm enjoying this after hanging my flag from our balcony. Elephant's Child said No points for me. I am clueless about movies.
Joanne said Ran the flag up the pole / Playing music loud with soul / In theory we are free / From a king of tyranny?
Jono said I'll run it up the pole and see who salutes it.  
Susan Flett Swiderski said Happiness always looks beautiful.  
Pat Hatt said But don't neglect to inspect before the right one you select.  
Janie Junebug said Wave your flag high and proud.
Debra She Who Seeks said Old Glory, raise it high! Long may it wave!
Lux G. said That story deserves a standing ovation.

Monday, July 3, 2017

Saluting John Hancock, July 4th Erotica

Have a great holiday weekend, Dear Sillies.
To those in Canada, keep celebrating!
Love you all.